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CERN (Demonic Portals)

Updated: Aug 23, 2022

Tomorrow, CERN is turning their machine back on with the hopes of opening a portal to a different dimension. I was browsing their website and there is a special category named "april fools". Every year for the past few years, they've released a new article exposing some ancient truth, but masking it as a joke. I wonder what's going to change.

One article I read in depth, explained how they believe that the pyramids in egypt were giant antennas used by an off world species to control a massive and ancient particle accelerator. Supposedly this machine was able to power up stargates that allowed for inter-dimensional and inter-planetary travel. CERN is set to power up their machine tomorrow at the highest power level they have ever attempted. This machine will be smashing particles together at 8 times the speed of light, opening blackholes and hopefully - opening an ancient portal that will give us access to the gods.

I've been using numerology to guide me lately. There's an app that shows your personal lucky colors for the day, which I try to incorporate through my avatars wardrobe.

The idea in my head is that you can have a better day, by wearing these colors. They'll effect how other NPC's in the matrix interact with your character. In the new magazine, I'll add qr links where you all can get the apps for free! I finally put together the new template for these Devils Diary articles. The idea is to write two to three paragraphs for each day of the week. The last paragraph will include the names of the fallen angel I represent and his Angelic Handler. I might not write an update for every single day of the week, but overall - it should give you all a better idea of the work I'm doing behind the scenes.

{ Tuesday - June 28th }

My focus for today is managing my business, Godly Villains. The main thing on the agenda was to update the website. The home page received a much needed face lift, including a new navigation menu. Behind the scenes, I've been working on curating these articles. Since I'm working on content for seven different brands, Time Management has been at the top of my list. I'm working on adding more advertising space to the website. For more info, click on the double gun icons at the bottom of this page. I haven't been sitting at my main workstation all week. I've been camped out at the work station pictured below. Tomorrow I'm planning to move things around.

In the afternoon, I took a night cruise to pick up my car's new windshield sticker at my mom's place and got the debrief from her trip to Mexico. Since switching to the day schedule, I got used to driving around in the daytime and couldn't recall the last time I was in the car when it was dark out. Since I've reverted back to my night shift hours, I'm busy plugged away on the computer throughout the late night into the early morning. I've gotta do some routine maintenance on the cruiser soon. I need to swap the brake pads out and install some new spark plugs and air filter. I'm leaking oil somewhere, so when I do my next oil change, I'll try to see if I can find out from where.

{ Wednesday - June 29th }

My focus for today is managing my business, Revolution Magazine. I finally was able to log in and access my web server that had the template I used to create volume 1 and 2 of revolution magazine. I originally thought I'd resize volume three, but after seeing my templates, Im going to stick to the standard size I used previously. This is GREAT news because that means my design time is going to be cut in HALF! I'll be able to use the recipe that made the first two volumes a success and add some major updates.

It took me a couple of hours, but I was able to move everything and setup the projector. I wasn't using the projector as much as I would've liked because I didnt go into that second room too often. Now that the room is the designated Tattoo Studio, I have a reason to sit in there and plug in. There's some errands I need to run this week and some website updates to finish up. I might not be able to get back to updating the studio room until early next week.

In the Godly Villains Temple, I read from my grimoire & gave offerings to Beleth. I spoke with the Angel Jezalel, to allow the Fallen Angel Beleth, to complete his mission for Robot Panda. Beleth is able to help manipulate people's emotions and can also help you master your finances.

{ Thursday - June 30th }

I just finished creating the template for the new Devils Diary blog posts. They're going to end up being a lot longer than I originally anticipated, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing! I cleaned around the HQ today, then went and did some laundry before the weekend came. Figured I'd get it out of the way and for being 90 degrees out today, surprisingly it didn't feel too hot. Picked up some sodas from food for less and forgot to pick up energy drinks. So I ordered some on amazon while I waited for my clothes to dry... Fast forward 5 hours...

Currently waiting for amazon to do a late night energy drink delivery - Rockstar Fruit Punch Sugar Free. The past few days I've been going to sleep between four & six am. I was getting up at 7am for almost 2 straight weeks, but then reverted right back to night owl mode. Its about 15 minutes to 1am and I'm making a later dinner, lol. Pretty much a wrap for today. Going to decompress and let my brain rest.

In the Godly Villains Temple, I read from my grimoire & gave offerings to Balam. I spoke with the Angel Hahasiah, to allow the Fallen Angel Balam, to complete his mission for Robot Panda. For the villains out there reading, Balam can help you stay invisible from enemies, including law enforcement and he also increases your intelligence.

{ Friday - July 1st }

I just finished another round of updates for the website. Updated the numbers for the social media pages and some layout issues I was having. Its about to be 8pm and once I'm done writing this update - I'm going to jump in the racing simulator. I haven't driven in it all week. I spent majority of today working on the scheduled posts for Fastlane Esports. Now that it's finished, that category will auto post a new article every other week for the rest of the year! It feels good to finally get a bit ahead of the work schedule!

I'm still not finished with the project I started on Wednesday. I moved the projector back out into the living room and set up the 2nd bedroom as a tattoo studio. Well, I just moved everything into the room and mounted the tv, I still need to organize everything though. As I'm writing this article, It's still currently just a draft on my website. It's been crazy for me, scrolling through this single post and making edits. I'm pretty sure this is the longest and most intricate blog entry I've created - ever - or at least in a while. I don't recall ever having a single post review the whole week - as proper as this one has, lol.

In the Godly Villains Temple, I read from my grimoire & gave offerings to Zagan. I spoke with the Angel Umabel, to allow the Fallen Angel Zagan, to complete his mission for Robot Panda. Zagan can improve your relationships with people and can show you how to make your business profitable.

{ Monday - July 4th }

Happy Fourth everyone! Hope you guys had a safe weekend. I woke up mid afternoon today, after getting some much needed rest. Headlines for the day were shocking, to say the least. About two weeks ago I had made the comment that It was strange to see shootings down in Chicago lately. Then this weekend passed and proved me wrong. In the morning there was another "mass shooting" at a parade on the north side of Chicago. Even though police were already on scene, they never found the shooter.

I originally thought I'd just do another daily update to wrap up this post, but given the news today - I think I'll just leave this as is. This article IS the longest devils diary post i've ever produced, so if you made it this far into the article - thanks for reading! Tomorrow starts a new work week since today was a holiday - and I'm looking forward to working on more updates!

Scrolling through this post, I've gotta say - there wasn't any other way I'd be able to include this much info into one article - without writing it, bit by bit each day. Im excited to see how this process evolves over the next few months.

The Devil's Diary is a category on the robot panda website that features behind the scenes content and narration from the company's CEO. (Steven Sanchez)

Remember, that the Evolution of Consciousness, is a Revolution against Fear. Do not regard a subject as invalid, just because you lack wisdom to understand. We must learn the forbidden knowledge, to free ourselves from mental constraints.

TONS of updates here on the website, click around - share some articles with your friends, and see you all in the next post! This world is the playground for the fallen, we are god's unwanted children. Thanks for reading; this is Agent 9 aka Panda reporting live from the battlefield in the 3rd dimension.


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