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Hacking My Timeline

Updated: Sep 18, 2019


My future self-time traveled into the past to enlist the spirits of my ancestors in a plot to unlock my sleeping genius. The superhero and spy I used to fantasize about becoming has been brought to life by the mad scientist in my psyche's basement. My thought-forms are plotting with my inner spirit to overthrow the subconscious mind. I spent the weekend organizing files. Always searching for the best route, I have an idea of how to manipulate the current timeline. The following is a birds-eye view of my development thus far in 2018.


Jan - summoning spirits via astral travel.

Feb - first time jumping timelines.

Mar - Deja vu episodes reoccur.

Apr - Funnel and spirit hacking.

May - Luciferian metaphysics and demonic kings research.

Jun - Heaven on earth.

Jul - Holographic theory principle.

Aug - Turned 29, created tesseract. Introduced to the Archons.

Sept - Joined the Rosicrucians

Oct - Developed the new website.

Nov - Updated magazine and finalized the website.

Dec - Final magazine revisions before mass production.



While reviewing this page, posting an update - I got the idea about writing these articles from the perspective of a conversation between the council and myself. Instead of visualizing you - the reader - I'd visualize mission control in a higher dimension, reading my blog posts - getting updated on my mission activity here on earth. This might be a game-changer? Stay tuned for the chaos.

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