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The Conspiracy


They lied to us. They thought we wouldn't figure it out.

They want us to remain blind. My friend, it's time to wake up!

I originally uploaded a group of posts onto the website

with full intent on completing all of the articles...

To be honest, it's been a hell of a month.

I think it's been a month..

Maybe two, or three?

My process of evolution has surpassed my initial expectations.

Yea, long story short - shit's getting crazy.

Over the next few days i'll be devoting my time to bring you up to speed.

After all, if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it fall.. Did it really fall?

I started to create a map of the higher dimensions.

In order to master my life, I first must master reality.

I traveled the astral realm and created a map on white paper.

I created an Astral elevator to help me navigate the higher planes.

While I was traveling inter-dimensionally, I realized I was vulnerable.

I became a student of Chaos Magick to learn the ancient process of creating Servitors.

I began to develop my divine powers to create life in the spirit realm.

What is reincarnation?

It's Spiritual Slavery.

Our souls are stuck in this system.

Some call it earth, while the rest of us call it the matrix.

My research has revealed..

the tunnel of light we see at death..

is an illusion.

It's part of a construct meant to keep us trapped.

How can we break free?

By using our mind. Multi-Dimensional

Intergrated

Neural

Database

Im on a mission.

Im going to free your mind.

I visited Hell. I was curious.

When the door opened, I saw myself.

I was consumed. I began to believe what I saw was me.

The door was always open. I was free to leave.

The energetic prison held me hostage.

I was to learn a lesson.

Everything we know about time - is a lie.

It is non linear.

The future .. and the past ..

Exist simultaneously.

My mission has evolved.

I turned every location into an office.

I've been dedicating all of my time to the process.

Remind yourself to be thankful.

There was a time that you wanted what you currently have.

Cherish the scenery as it's around you.

The more thankful you are, The more you manifest.


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